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I keep catching myself looking over my shoulder, about to say something stupid that begins with, "Hey, Martinez..."
I'm not even going to bother training in another partner from these peons.
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[14 Dec 2010|10:40pm] |
I just found out my ex is pregnant.
Just shoot me.
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[14 Nov 2010|12:03pm] |
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Good god! I feel like a new man.
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[13 Sep 2010|08:42pm] |
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You know, I know it's out of my jurisdiction now, but I still care what happens in the Big Apple. |
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[02 Aug 2010|04:10pm] |
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Okay, whomever is left out there. I don't know who you are, but I know it was you. Thanks for the heads-up, by the way. Nice to see you still look after your own. Just so you know, you've made yourself an enemy.
And stay the hell away from my daughter!
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[25 Jul 2010|08:54pm] |
Speaking of coming out of the closet.
Sugar? You were right.
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[10 Jul 2010|11:02pm] |
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I know I usually go for the procedural cop shows, but last night's season premiere of Ghost Hunters International? Would have had the Sheriff rolling in his grave cat-bed. Show me how bad-ass you are. Come on.
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[01 Jul 2010|04:38pm] |
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Someone put up a new wallpaper on my computer at the station. Who could have done that, I wonder?
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[12 Jun 2010|06:05pm] |
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What happens if you broadside a cop car that pulls out in front of you? Does it matter if it had its lights on or not, or who was at fault? That is what I wonder as I am filling out yet another rain-forest worth of paperwork. Oh, the poor trees.
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[08 May 2010|06:04pm] |
I have a perfect body.
It's in my trunk. And starting to smell.
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[03 May 2010|08:26am] |
Another crayon drawing on my fridge. My little girl is such an angel. I really don't deserve her. If I had a heart, I think it might be breaking. And then I remember what a vituperative vixen her mother is, and it ruins the whole thing.
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[13 Apr 2010|03:44pm] |
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You'd think, being a detective, I would get tired of watching procedural cop shows on my day off....
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[01 Apr 2010|09:45pm] |
The Ex just sent me another of those provocative salt-in-the-wound cards I love so much. My little girl is about to graduate from kindergarten, and I have perspective her first set of school pictures to remind me how much better off they are without me. Whatever the case; she is and will always be the apple of her daddy's eye.
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[08 Feb 2010|07:58pm] |
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Damn it. The partner quits, and all I get is a freaking memo? And we were finally getting along so well! Suit yourself.
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[22 Jan 2010|11:09pm] |
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You know I love you, dollface, but let's face it. You're an ass. Leaving me to do all your grunt-work while you take sick leave. Please tel me this is about you getting dumped by some dame and not something life threatening. I've burned through way too many of you in my career to start training in another one already.
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[25 Dec 2009|05:52pm] |
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Got a Christmas card from the ex. Apparently there's another man in the picture. I suppose it was only a matter of time.
Shiny's a little heartbreaker already, just like her ma.
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[10 Dec 2009|06:35pm] |
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spend all ye faithful with all your might
we're gonna have ten years of silent nights
thought i'd make an impression before the depression hit me
so i bought you a plastic star for your aluminum tree
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[14 Nov 2009|10:18pm] |
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Here I am. Entertain me.
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